Re: [Genetics] Re: Where does which Bible condem Homosexuality?

From swan:

Bane, Bane, BANE!

You drippy skanky piece of choadscum! You are so fixated on faggotry your ass aches with longing! C'mere and let me try this little gozmo out on your choadlet!

It's called a Urethral dilator! Now just hold still while I strap you into the chair! (sounds of scissors snipping cloth) There now, we'll free the little guy so we can PLAY! I'm just gonna LUBRICATE this thing with some Tabasco sauce. Yes, it IS long and sharp! Not only that, but when I rotate this handle, it splits into four shafts that separate and spread your cockhole wide open! Now I'm going to slid that long silver J-shaped piece into your prickie-poo! Oh, I KNOW it stings a bit, but that's part of the FUN! Just think of sweaty humping faggots having a go at your sister's split-open butthole while I slide this baby all the way to the bladder! Ahhh THERE! A tasty stream of piss to cool the flames of the Tabasco! Good boy! Now drink it all down! Stop screaming like that... you'll choke!

Now we're going to twist this little handle dial! Oh, yes, that's nice! It's opening that skanky piss slit! The urethra is stretching wider! Oops, did the tissues tear a little? Poor baby. Let me soothe that bloody wound with some Iodine! I saved some of your... Ohh, you're CUMMING! Well! I'll just mix the gizm with the Iodine and the piss I saved from your "accident" and heat it up. Yes, that's bubbling nicely! Thank heaven for microwaves! OK, here goes! Stop wiggling or I'll spill this boiling liquid on your poor shriveled balls! Right... all the way up to that rancid bladder of yours! Burns, does it? Think of fags and you will NEVER have to worry about those embarassing erections again! You can take down your Marky Mark ads!

Now let's pour it out! Ooh, look! The skin came with it! Well, let's hope it doesn't heal shut! We'll just have to open it up all over again!

Now I'm going to open the prongs wider... wider...My what a lot of noise you are making! Such a baby! I once stretched a fellow so wide I slipped the handle of a penlite into his dick! He had a bright glowing penis! Just to be on the safe side, I am going to clean out that passage! Here's a nice bottle brush... Nice and scratchy! What a LOT of blood! Well. Let's pull that dilator out now. did I mention it's wider in the shaft than at the ends? No matter, a good tug will do it!

All out now! And your chicklet-pricklet is as good as new! You'll never have an erection now, but why miss what you never had? STILL complaining? What a little ingrate you are! Let me just cut a slit in your slimy ballsac... like this... Oh, see the pretty testicles pop out! A little tug, a snip and Voila! LOTS of room in there! I can bend this choadlet double and stuff it into the scrotum like SO.... THERE! Nice and smooth! A couple stitches and you'll look JUST like a sweet little girlie! All those nasty fags will leave you all alone!

Now crawl off and bleed on somebody ELSE's chair! I have WORK to do!

Swan

"NEXT...!"

(Originally posted on 2 Oct 1995)