Friday, October 27, 2006

An A.T. Spellbook?

Warning: This story is extremely vile!
It is not for the tender of heart or weak of stomach!


From Santiago Arteaga


14 Oct 1995

How to get your s.o. to have an abortion

This spell has to be carried out exactly as indicated, in seven consecutive days. Otherwise you will agonize in hell, because you will have to marry her, and you will find out how bad her feet smell when it is too late.

On Monday you will be nice to her because she loves you and your son. Ask her how she and the baby are. She will tell you that she is fine, and she will be happy because she will believe you love her. After all, you didn't choose her for being too bright, did you? You will deposit a doll which resembles your girlfriend in a washbasin, and you will masturbate furiously thinking of how much you hate the dumb bitch, and you will spill your odious seed onto the doll to repudiate your son. If your ejaculate didn't cover the doll, you would start the whole incantation again next week.

On Tuesday you will ask her again how she feels, and she will tell you she felt bad in the morning, or else you will start the whole incantation again next week. Have sex with her to get a sample of her vaginal fluids. You will try to please her, because she loves you and your son, and because you want to obtain as much woman juice as possible. You will afterwards get the sheets to your home and you will squeeze the product of your love onto the doll, which will have remained in the washbasin.

On Wednesday you will ask her again how she is feeling, and she will tell you that she has vomited in the morning. You will invite her to have dinner at your house, and she will come, because she loves you and your son. You will cook a rat for her, because a rat is the fucking stuff you have to feed her, and you will not laugh as you tell her it's chicken. And you'd rather make it a good rat dish, because if she doesn't eat it, you will have to start the whole incantation again next week. Then you will be nice to her because you need a sample of her cervical mucus, as deep and close to the baby as possible, so you will use a long spoon during oral sex, and you will smear this mucus over the doll.

On Thursday you will shit in the washbasin, because you are a son of a bitch and that's what you feel for her, in spite of her love for you and your son. You will ask her how she is, but she will
not want to talk about it; if she did tell you that she felt as if she was going to vomit the baby, you would start the whole incantation again next week, so do not ask twice.

On Friday you will piss in the washbasin, because you are a lazy bastard and you will not want to go to the bathroom, and then you will take the washbasin outside, because it will be stinking your house, and because if you don't get flies in the washbasin, you will have to start the whole incantation again next week. You will ask your hatred one how bad she has slept, and she will tell you to go to hell because of the needles you left in her bed last night. But you will make peace with her, because she loves you and your son, and you will spend the night at her place.

On Saturday you will wake up early and wait in the bathroom until she uses it. This will be disgusting, as she will be extremely noisy and will vomit bilis and shit, because you are a bloody traitor to the love she has for you and your son, and those are the effects that this spell is bringing up on her. You will get a sample of the vomit and you will tell her it is for a doctor to see, but you will dump it over the maggot-infested doll, or else you will have to start the whole incantation again next week.

On Sunday you will bring the washbasin to your girlfriend's place, and this day it will be you who vomits in it, as it will be really vile to carry, and because it is not fair to the eyes of the devil that she is the only one who gets to puke. When you enter your lover's place, she will ask you what the hell you are bringing into her house, but you will kiss her friendly, because you are a hypocritical motherfucker full of shit, and you will ask her how she is feeling. She will reply that she is worried because she is bleeding. If she didn't answer this way, you'll kick her in her cunt until it bleeds, because there is no fucking way you will start the whole incantation again next week.

Then you will strap a huge dildo to your pelvis, and you will have anal intercourse with her. The dildo will measure 20 inches in length and 10 in diameter, and it will split her up in two pieces. You will not listen to her wicked screams, because she will not really love you or your son anymore.

When her entrails are split open, you will use a knife to search for the fetus. You will detach the doll from the washbasin with a mighty pull, because it will be pretty sticky, and you will place the doll inside your lover, in the place of the baby, and then you will tell your girlfriend that if she wanted the baby, she has got it all right. But your lover will not reply calling you smartass
because she will be dead.

Now, if there is something really sick on Earth, it is wasting good food, so you will eat your son. This is important, because if you don't eat it, the spell will not be complete and it will bring bad fortune upon your offspring. So you will put the baby with its afterbirth inside the washbasin, because although its contenst are not the juice of the baby, they are at least closely related to it. And then you will cook the washbasin in the oven of your lover until the baby is crispy. Then you will eat it, but you will not shit in the house of your lover, because that would be insulting.

This works every time, at least if you are not caught.

Santi

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